In case you haven’t heard this yet today, I’m glad you’re alive.
(Source: be-a-y0u-tiful)
when you’ve gotten to the point where you say “hm. i’ve read better porn.”
(Source: marrtinfreeman)
WHATS THIS?
WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG.
Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.
Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you! YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT MOTHER-FUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES.
True. Fucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.
BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE DECLARED “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT.
MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG
(Source: thankgod-forsatan)
take a drink each time glee makes no sense
do you want to kill us all
okay seriously reblog if you’re older than 12
So far only about 400 people
:| This worries me deeply
Everyone following me better be over 12.9
You have to be it’s in the tumblr terms and conditions
Wait no there has to be more of us then that…. D :
COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE.
(Source: smile-breathe)
thank you Supernatural fandom for clearing that up for us in such a fantastic way
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
I made the jumping sounds in my head
This is perfect
(Source: brennablueskies)
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
I’m in love with the ice cream man.
It used to be the lollipop man from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Don’t judge me.
(Source: mygeekself)
